I just ate four cobs of corn for dinner which I'm having at 9:52 AM because I'm working back-to-back graveyards. Omigod I feel like I got shipwrecked on Corn Island.
"Corn casserole with cornbread and corn pudding, creamed corn and corn flakes smothered in high fructose corn syrup again!?"
"I am tired of the complaining."
"Well get used to it cause I am fucking sick of corn!"
"Why don't you go take a walk in the cornfield and just chill out for a bit."
"Why don't you learn to fish?"
"I can't do everything."
"Well I can't keep eating corn every meal. Look, I'm thinking about joining Matt and Walter on Tapioca Island."
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
OMG, corn!
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